I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
|Minerva Mcgonagall:||Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans|
|Minerva Mcgonagall:||I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.|
|Minerva Mcgonagall:||I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.|
|Minerva Mcgonagall:||Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?|
'I wish there were more of your kin among us.'
love how tumblr is fucking quiet about the fact we’ll most probably find out tomorrow if homosexuality is decriminalized in india or not