Sep 22 2014

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

francsforthememories:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

On the downside, I’m not that attractive.

On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…

So there’s that…

According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.

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Sep 22 2014
Hi Res
tinalikesbutts:

OH NO
WHATEVER SHALL I DO

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

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Sep 22 2014

brendanwtf:

meatbicyclevevo:

fano-tastic:

I love how these are the same cover just different backgrounds.

"Sharknado 2: The Second One"
They really put a lot of effort into the title, didn’t they

"Shark happens"

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Sep 22 2014
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takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

(Source: democraticnonsense, via imafangirlidontdocalm)

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Sep 22 2014

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

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Sep 22 2014

Fili! And Kili!

At your service!

(Source: hobbits.co.vu, via leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)

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Sep 22 2014

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

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Sep 22 2014

charliebartowskis:

REMEMBER, MEN FIGHT GREAT BUT WOMEN ARE GREAT FIGHTERS

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Sep 22 2014

ronandhermionesource:

Small Captain Swan moment from the first 7 min of next Sunday’s episode!

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Sep 22 2014

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